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8:13pm August 19, 2014

The expression “I can’t say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes.

um can you not?

Are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor.
10:16am August 19, 2014

UM

DUOLINGO??

U OK OVER THERE???

4:12pm August 17, 2014

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

12:14am August 12, 2014
bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right


when will my reflection showwho i aminside

Nobody suspects a thing

bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

Nobody suspects a thing

9:05pm August 10, 2014

christinefuckingchapel:

ouran text post meme part 3 (because people asked for more)

1:41pm August 8, 2014

gallifreydelscrieba:

princesslucina:

Fe:a text post edit inspired by similar edits! yeehaw

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