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10:01am September 15, 2014

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

8:34pm August 19, 2014

hotdogheroine50:

the moment you knew this was going to be the best fucking game you ever played

8:46pm August 12, 2014
  • Plays: 329,143
  • Artist: Portal
  • Track Name: Still Alive Music Box Ver.

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

THIS IS THE MO St„ TIMPORATN POS T

9:11pm May 8, 2014

Color Meme || GLaDOS Awakens + Neurotoxin Green/Yellow

2:01am May 7, 2014
1:17am April 27, 2014
  • Plays: 1,605
  • Artist: The National
  • Album: Portal 2
  • Track Name: Exile Vilify

majestictunes:

exile vilify || the national

you’ve got suckers’ luck
have you given up?
does it feel like a trial?
does it trouble your mind
the way you trouble mine?

4:25pm April 26, 2014
  • Plays: 329,143
  • Artist: Portal
  • Track Name: Still Alive Music Box Ver.
2:26pm April 2, 2014
Portal 2

12:21pm April 2, 2014